My trouble is overs. This sound legit!

Received the following e-mail. It appears my ship has finally come in:

From: zenith bank [mailto:zenith_bank002plc@yahoo.com] Sent: Wednesday, May 23, 2007 5:03 AM
To: isilva84@mail.cmb.ac.lk
Subject: Awaiting your urgent response as soon as possible.

ATTN:,
I know that this may come as a suprise to you.This is to inform you that the Senate President, Senator Ken Nnamani have instructed me to release your Accrued Interest Payment Valued $12m into your Account and i have tried every thing humanly possible to contact you regarding to this Fund since all this day's but i couldn't get you. In respect of this you are advise to act fastly and forward all the necessary information required to enable me release your payment without any further delay.

The information's are as following:

1, Your personal telphone and fax number's.
2, Your full address,
3, a scanned copy of your international passport,
4, Your full banking information.

Note, I don't have any time to waste toward's your payment, because i have wasted a lot of time by contacting you since all this while and you have only but 3 working day's to receive your payment, otherwise your payment will canceled, so i am adivising you to follow up the instruction as noted to avoid payment cancellation.Awaiting your urgent response as soon as possible.

Best Regard's,
Dr. Jim Ovia,
Director: Zenith Bank Plc,

Depressing Moment #2

I received, in the mail, a membership kit for AARP.

Depressing Moment #1

I went into a local bank to open a checking account. The rep showed me several, from free with no balance requirement till a small one after the first year to ones that offered lots of free benefits if you maintained a high balance. Then she showed me one with all the benefits and no minimum balance as long as you're over 50. I told her I'd be eligible in exactly 2 weeks.