a certain word

I almost never use the word "cunt" anymore. Ever since a slightly drunken epiphany. A friend and I were discussing a particularly loathsome woman we know. We can't think of one person in our circle who enjoys the company, or even the thought, of this woman. As soon as her name came up I said, "Oh, that cunt!".

But then I immediately thought and said, "Wait a minute. I take that back. I love cunts. I spend as much time around them, and in them, as possible. I love their looks, their feel, their smell, and their taste. As a matter of fact, to me, she is the complete opposite of a cunt".

And that was the last time I referred to someone as a cunt.

I've not yet begun using the word as a compliment, though. The world's not ready.